Katy Perry wants you to know that “cupcakes can be traced as far back as 1796, when a recipe notation of ‘a cake to be baked in small cups’ was written in American Cookery by Amelia Simms.”
Bonus “fact”: If Katy Perry’s breasts could feel shame, they would.
Irina Shayk wants you to know that “the Cold War cost the US eight trillion dollars.”
Bonus “fact”: US residents now spend eight trillion dollars annually on unlicensed Justin Bieber paraphernalia.
Kate Beckinsale wants you to know that “Diet Coke debuted on the market on July 9, 1982.”
Bonus “fact”: Kate Beckinsale would look like a horrible troll if she ever switched to regular Coke.
Marilyn Monroe wants you to know that in order “to tell if an egg is raw or hard cooked, spin it; because the liquids have set into a solid, a hard-cooked egg will easily spin.”
Bonus “fact”: Spinning eggs is also a fun way to determine if your life has taken the right direction. For example, if you’re spending your time spinning eggs, things have gone horribly wrong for you.
Eva Longoria wants you to know that “the earliest spurs were possibly made from wood or bone.”
Bonus “fact”: Tim Duncan is also made from wood.
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Blake Lively and Leighton Meester want you to know that “the Chinese may be credited with inventing a device to make sorbets and ice cream.”
Bonus “fact”: Hey Wikipedia, I’m pretty sure Snoopy invented it.
Natalie Portman wants you to know that, “the guy who invented headphones was a Mormon with multiple wives.”
Bonus “fact”: With multiple wives, I’m surprised he didn’t also invent noise-cancelling headphones.
Miss Colorado Springs wants you to know that, “Star Wars has generated over $4 billion dollars at the box office.”
Bonus “fact”: This explains why some guys don’t have money to move out of their mom’s basement.